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(662): View more from Mississippi

The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits

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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.

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(949): View more from California

you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.

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(334): View more from Alabama

How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.

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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.

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(678): View more from Georgia

We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right

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(505): View more from New Mexico

If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay

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