we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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