Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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