you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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