hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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