What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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