Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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