can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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