I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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