I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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