i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
worst night to have a conscience
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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