just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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