we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
