you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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