I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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