thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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