He is an equal opportunity slut.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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