make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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