Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
