Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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