I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i out mim tonsoeep
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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