There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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