When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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