I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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