You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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