we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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