i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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