I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
