Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize