fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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