he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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