he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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