Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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