Non-Jews are for practice
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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