needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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