Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The power of my boobs compel you
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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