Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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