The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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