I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So much Jack, so little girl.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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