Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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