lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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