i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
