so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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