real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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