i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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