At least make sure they are 18
Why
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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