We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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