Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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