normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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