Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
we should paint friendship bongs
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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