You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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