i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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