You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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