Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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