Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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