I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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