we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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