Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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