You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I see more hoeing in ur future
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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