I am puke
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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